Ann Marie (aka Anastasia Austin) lives in a ridiculously small town, in the often forgotten state of Iowa. You know, the one with all the corn and pigs. Though she grew up in farm country, she’s no stranger to the finer things, like bad B movies and finding a bargain at a swap meet.

Her hobbies change with the seasons. In the warmer months, she spends most of her time playing disc golf. When the winter chill creeps in, she can be found knitting her way out of piles of yarn while listening to Dave Brubeck with her husband, son, and three cats.